Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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