the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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