So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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