i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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