It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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