I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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