Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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