Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
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you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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