Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
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I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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