OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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