whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
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Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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