Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
