office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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