She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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