so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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