If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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