i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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