so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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