Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Watching her eat just hurts me
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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