She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
