Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
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Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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