i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
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She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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