Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
They have beer where we have blood.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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