i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
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Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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