She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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