i think my tv is drunk
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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