I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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