Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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