Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
we're so committed to being not committed
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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