the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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