How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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