New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
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Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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