.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
