Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
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thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
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He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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