S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
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