Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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