This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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