I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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