Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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