Joe is yelling at the trees again.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
You ate ashes out of my bong
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