I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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