walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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