You really coming over, don't trick.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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