swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I think we might need a safe word for this...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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