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say what?
wanna hang out?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
