thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
We talked him into tasing himself.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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