oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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