tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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