STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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