Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
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afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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