I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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