it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
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You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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