doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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