If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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